Adam Felber's debate advice for Dick Cheney...

A bit late, but still funny: Be the Darth Vader.

From Fanatical Apathy, http://felbers.net/mt/ :

"Don't hide your light in a bushel, or rather, a barrel. It's time to embrace the idea that with your breathy delivery, darkly pragmatic outlook, and copious life support equipment, you ARE Darth Vader. Don't paraphrase some of his best quotations, come right out and say 'em:

On Iraq's connection to Al Qaeda: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

On the insurgency and its imminent demise: "This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of [insert insurgent's name here]; it will soon see the end of the rebellion."

On the no-bid contracts for Halliburton: "I'm altering our deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

On how the campaign's going: "You are beaten. It is useless to resist."

Have fun with it. Feel free to attempt to "turn" John Edwards to the dark side. Hell, tell him you're his father. If all else fails, raise one imperious arm and cause lecterns, water pitchers, and chairs to fly at his head. It's a great way to get your point across."

(Plus some helpful advice for John Edwards.)