Thanks to Maryscott and her Diary for the inspiration for this.
It's been a while. I've been under the weather. But at least I've figured out what's wrong with me:
WASHINGTON: Real Fucking Sick (RFS) is a psychological disease that is reaching epidemic proportions among Reform Democrats. Brought on by severe mental stress caused by the rapid awareness that the Democratic Party Status Quo isn't worth a shit, cases of RFS skyrocketing in the wake of November 2nd.
A general overtone of party abandonment, isolation, and feelings of donor abuse, referred to by Shiteater and Cann as "donorism," are the most common symptoms of RFS. Severe cases of RFS are often accompanied by fits of screaming at Democratic leaders appearing on political talk shows, and Turret's like cursing of Joe Lieberman in public for no seemingly logical reason to bystanders.
Often publicly stigmatized, RFS sufferers are urged to contact their nearest Reform Democratic organization or meet up host immediately. The only known cure for RFS is experimental, and involves group work with other Reform Democrats endeavoring to overthrow the status quo in the Democratic Party leadership. Such activity is best done in a group setting with professionals trained in grassroots organization, and should never be undertaken alone.
Liberal amounts of Illegitimis non carborundum should be prescribed in the interim period to help the patient achieve "normal" social interactions with non-RFS sufferers.
Where can I get that perscription filled?