Well, last race, John Kerry did an impressive job for the race to the bottom. John McCain did beat him, but, since he's a Republican, and I oppose him in many many issues, it's just stunning that our last nominee would even make it a race. So, fine. They're both out of the running.
But this race will be far more entertaining. Because there were so many silly entries, clearly, there is some need levity... so here it is.
Please choose which athlete would be the best candidate. And because I am running this horserace, I am placing my cat Wasabi into the mix at this point.
If you do not know of Wasabi's past politics, drug and military history, you can check them out here