Today's entry: Win a date with Jumbo!
Sick of bloggin' and griping in your warm, safe home? Ready to mix it up in the cold hard streets of New Hamshah? Do you live in the Northeast? You can win a date with me, Jumbo, by emailling jumboelliot@comcast.net. You will get a volunteer position with the Dean campaign where you will call people, canvass, and flyer. If we still have some around, you might get a neat wool hat. We will eat pizza, we will talk about Dean and Kos, and then we will get back to work. Winners will be chosen based on how easy it is to process and house you. Send your info to me and I will get back to you asap.