Trouble is brewing in Fantasyland, that good little girl and boy land where all good Republican youth are safely cloistered away from corrupting cultural influences.
It seems that next week's $40 million extravagaza of an inaugural will include a youth concert to be hosted by the Bush twins, those personifications of moral rectitude, and may feature none other than Kid Rock, the self-decribed "original Pimp of the Nation". Source: http://www.kidrock.com/bio/bio_detail.asp?item_id=11&categoryid=871
Never mind that the entire inaugural extravagaza promises to be another drunken orgy of power, greed, decadence, and debauchery, and will be obscenely themed around glorifing an immoral war of aggression, this shocking and appalling Kid Rock development has apparently thrown at least some Fundamentalist Christain activists into a serious tizzy.
As entertainingly reported in today's Atlanta Journal Constitution, "If this sex-crazed animal, whose favorite word is the F-word, is allowed to sing at Bush's inauguration, this will send a clear message to pro-family Americans that the Republican Party has taken them for a ride and ditched them in the gutter," said Randy Thomasson, president of Campaign for Children and Families in Sacramento, Calif. For the full story,see: http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/stories/0105/12inaug.html?UrAuth=`N`NUObNVUbTTUWUXUTUZTZUUWU_UV
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Many may recall that the rather extreme licentiousness of the Republican Convention in NYC was exposed in Hustler magazine. Source: http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=469
Do the good Christians expect the inaugral to be any different? Maybe they better just stay home.
Can I get an AMEN!
[editor's note, by attydave] Sorry about the late entry, but I almost forgot about including at least a snippet of Kid Rock lyrics, just so we would all know what the Fundies might have to look forward to; so here it is, from the immortal ballad "Fuck Off":
A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa fuckin puffs bitch
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit
I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin laid and paid that's why I never complain
If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P
It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me