We've been forced to swallow so much garbage and misinformation from this administration, the list is too long to recall:
- shifting rationales based in another reality for a war
- pretty, Orwellian names to horrible policies
- outing a secret agent isn't nearly as bad as a woman's one nipple on a Sunday afternoon
- a politician is weak for disliking a war he fought in but a war-dodging cheerleader is strong for starting one
Many of these will have longstanding affects upon our once-great nation, but one war he has fought has been a losing war up until now.
What nemesis is finally starting to buckle under the unbearable weight of his assaults?
The English language.
We've been force to listen to the Presidont's brutal mangling of the English language, which we'll call Amglish - Americanized Idiot Cowboy English.
No doubt his words and actions have diminished the intellectual potential of our children (see: No Child Left Behind) and his hard work will guarantee this for years to come.
But finally his words, due to inaction (the missing action being reading a friggin dictionary or book or magazine or pretzel eating instructions), have now stunted the intellectual potential of our language.
His special pronunciation of nuclear has been accepted into the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
I can understand, albeit with great anger, how some politicians will collapse, like my Pittsburgh Steelers this past weekend, under pressure when they weigh their reelection over their morals.
I can understand, with seething indignation, how the media will happily sell out to protect him as he lets them grow more powerful and less honest.
But why, why, WHY would a dictionary suddenly include this butchering of a simple word? Is payola involved? Is it a favor to someone trying to make the Presidon't feel better about his gross ignorance?
What's next? Stragery? Subliminable? Let's hear some other fabulous ideas... or explanations.