This is both truly hilarious and really quite serious.
The lady in question kept a mouthful and inseminated herself. Is the dude liable?
Just a little bit more over the fold, and a poll.
But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."
The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm.
"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
Like I said, this is both 'rolling on the floor laughter time' and 'hmm, how does this play out, say with that condom I threw into the trash and not the toilet last night, time"?