Acthung: I tend to use curse words similar to the VPOTUS and like to call people names similar to O'Reilly - blame it on my red state upbringing.Guckart is one giant, balding deutsch bag. He actually thinks conservatives will give a shit about him!!! The only reason they have come to his aid is in defense of Bush. They'll abandon him as soon as they can. Reminds one of scenes from 80's movies when the popular high school crowd finds out the new guy is actually poor and his dad is unemployed.
Anyway, Jim/Jeff thinks he can get away with this full of shit post. Read his statement before reading this. I'll dissect it Team Frankin/Journalism Professor style. . .
Paragraph 1For the introduction, Jim/Jeff sets us up with the preverbial "everything was going great at summer camp. . . until" riff. Laying on the CHEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEE. (shit, I farted)
Paragraph 2His writing is so fucking shitty. He writes that it wasn't until he asked "The Stupid-Ass Question" that everything changed, and then writes that it wasn't until Rush Limbaugh bragged about the question. So which was it, when you asked the question or when Limbaugh bragged about it? I would think it was when Media Matters pointed out what was going on that 'abruptly changed everything'. But that's just me. Notice he fails to mention anything about his question's bogus quote (bogus smear to be precise).
But that was enough to get a liberal group dedicated to attacking conservatives in the media to mobilize.
Here, Jim/Jeff needs to replace 'to get' with 'to mobilize,' so the sentence will make more sense and use more of an active voice. After that, he (if 'he' is male) refers to Media Matters as 'it', and then 'their' in the next sentence. He should pick it/its or they/their. (oh, forgot, he is a man; we've seen his unit.)
He says Media Matters was horrified that he broke the string of "hostile and a few downright disrespectful" questions. Jim/Jeff, this is the part that you do not understand. THAT'S THEIR FUCKING JOB YOU IDIOT! That's why the media is called the Fourth Estate, CAUSE THEY HOLD THE GOV'T ACCOUNTABLE! He is such an ass, which is probably why the corporate media feels sorry for him.
He says his greatest sin (ha ha) was suggesting that the Democrats view of the economy and SS was contradicting. Well Jim/Jeff, you asked the president that question, and not Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi. I mean, great fuckin' point Gannon, but just what exactly is the president going to do with that fuckin' question?
Paragraph 3I hate it when conservatives do this shit! He asks why his journalism credentials were questioned when he wrote over 500 articles for Talon News in two years.
!NOTICE THE INTENTIONAL LIE! Not only does he fail to mention that he was allowed in WH press briefings before Talon News existed, but he leaves out writing a couple of initial stories for GOPUSA. And, furthermore, I would question anyone's journalism credentials when they have zero
PREVIOUS experience in journalism
BEFORE they were allowed in the WH briefing room! The next sentence is awfully awful needs to be totally re-written:
I must be a plant, because there simply cannot be a conservative journalist walking on the hallowed domain of the Fourth Estate built over an old swimming pool.
His attempt at Faulkner is . . . is . . . well you get the point. But here he
lies again. He must be a plant, BECAUSE HE HAS NO JOURNALISTIC BACKGROUND. This is where the RWCM is so pathetic. He's lying! He's lying! He's lying! (out of breath) He's lying! He's lying!
Paragraph 4Now he feels sorry for the journalist who we 'attacked' because they let this story go on, right under their nose. First of all, he acts as if there is no Faux News, no NY Post, no Washington Times, no WSJ, etc. Just because they are too busy persecuting the UN to lob softball questions at Scottie, doesn't mean they don't exist. Blame them if no one is asking Scottie questions cross-posted at Freerepublic.scumbag.
Second of all Jeff/Jim/Jeff, I'm proud of you. It takes a big man (ha ha) to feel empathy for those he despises. I'll bet your former 'liberal colleagues' feel sorry for you too.
NOT!
I've got to hit the sack. This is taking to long, and I'm only at paragraph 4!!!! Maybe there will be a version 1.01 to this diary.