I have been in search for some good liberals to have it out with. Some of the more conservative folk in this here area (south central MS, said that the people at dailykos would be just right.
Well hell. I've searched throughout this site and I can't find any damned liberals. Perhaps you could help me. Here is what I know about liberals.
1) Liberals are traitors. They hate America, they hate our values, our principles and our lifestyles. They want to jeopardize our troops lives, and would rather free Saddam Hussein than our own POW's.
Oh well. Not here. At Dkos, all I've found are militant patriotic Americans. They love our country so much they question the President's decision to send them into a war zone that did not protect America's security. I found that they are outraged over the lack of troop armor, funding, and VA benefits to reward them. So far, no liberals.
2) Liberals want to take your money and give it to poor people so they don't have to work. Damn lazy bastards. I work hard for my money and I'll be damned if I give it to the state so some poor Mama can get health coverage for her kids. Get a better job dammit. I was looking to tell a liberal this.
Too bad. Here at dailykos all i've found are people who are truly compassionate about those less fortunate than themselves. They fought that recent bankrupcy bill relentlessly. I've seen postings about how to lift struggling workers out of poverty, how to repair public schools, and make sure all children, regardless of class status, have quality health care til they reach adulthood. They seem to understand that no one gets a free ride, but that shouldn't deny them a chance at success. I'm quite impressed. Sill, no liberals.
3) Liberals want to take my gun. Now dammit, I'm not gonna stand for this. I'm a law abidin citizen and it is my right to own a gun thank you very much. Any bastard who tries to take it away is liable to get his genitals shot off. I was ready to tell all those liberals out there what will happen if they touch my gun.
Damn. At dailykos, all I found are people who advocate for common sense legislation to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn't have them. I learned that they want to prevent people from hunting deer with an AK-47. They said one didn't need to protect his house with a grenade launcher. They said all gunshows should require background checks so no more Eric Harris' and Dylan Klebolds could ruin the lives of so many so easily. Where the hell are the liberals?
4) Liberals are FRENCH. Yes, that's right, they are FRENCH. They are Euroweenies. They think America should surrender its security to the UN and just listen to what they say. After 9/11, no one should say we can't kick ass in the world where it needs to be kicked. What the devil is wrong with those damn liberals?
Oops. Hehe sorry. Seems that at dailykos, not one person has advocated surrendering our security to a foreign body. Only that we should let it do what it was created to do, solve international conflicts without a war. they pointed out that both the UN and NATO gave it's blessing for the war in Afghanistan, recognizing the need for self defense. They also pointed out that that need didn't exist with Iraq. And I thought that Hussein was such a huge threat. Turns out, no WMD's, no terrorist ties, no nuclear weapons, no biological weapons, all until we attacked. Now, we have to worry about a fierce Al Qaeda prescense, a strong terrorist recruiting area, and the threat that weapons bought on the black market can now be used against our troops who are stuck there. Gee whiz, I wish I could find some liberals. These folks at dailykos really know their stuff.
Well my search will continue. I shall not rest until I find some liberals and set them straight on what is great for our country. I wish I had found some here, but the conservative Republicans who told me what to look for in a liberal, y'all sure as hell don't meet the description. I shall go look elsewhere. Perhaps Crawford TX is my next stop. Damn commies down there from what I hear. Maybe I'll even find out who killed JFK.