Ya just can't make
this kinda shit up:
President Bush, Vice President Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld have shared a common political vision for most of their careers. Now each will share something else - a slime-mold beetle named in his honor.
Two former Cornell University entomologists, who recently had the job of naming 65 newly discovered species of slime-mold beetles, named three species after the American leaders, dubbing them: Agathidium bushi Miller and Wheeler, Agathidium cheneyi Miller and Wheeler and Agathidium rumsfeldi Miller and Wheeler.
These beetles clearly like extra slime:
Naming the beetles after Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld had nothing to do with physical features, but was intended to pay homage to them, said Quentin Wheeler, a former professor of entomology and plant biology at Cornell for 24 years until October.
"We admire these leaders as fellow citizens who have the courage of their convictions and are willing to do the very difficult and unpopular work of living up to principles of freedom and democracy rather than accepting the expedient or popular," said Wheeler, now the head of entomology at the Natural History Museum in London.
Wingnuts celebrate their own in the most fascinating ways...
Slime-mold beetles are named for the fungilike molds on which they feed.
That's our new name for wingnuts. Fungilike molds, on which Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld feed.
For anyone looking to hunt down one of the new slime-mold beetles, Wheeler said that Agathidium bushi has so far been found in southern Ohio, North Carolina and Virginia.
Ah I see. THOSE were the bugs in the voting machines in S Ohio.
Rumsfeldi and cheneyi are from south of the border in Mexico.
Well, they should join their kind before we're done investigating them...