I found
this garbage via
this post at Majikthise from two days ago.
DeLay Says Scrutiny Has Put Him 'Closer to God'
Tue Apr 19, 2005 06:43 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader Tom DeLay described himself as "closer to God" on Tuesday as a result of intense scrutiny of his ethical conduct.
DeLay, who has denied any wrongdoing, said President Bush has voiced support, along with conservative groups and fellow House Republicans -- and that he has no intentions of giving up his leadership job.
"People see this for what it is," DeLay, who has accused Democrats and their allies of trying to topple him and the House Republican majority, told Fox News Radio's "The Tony Snow Show."
According to a transcript of the interview released by Fox News Radio, DeLay was asked how the recent scrutiny has affected him?
"Well, it certainly has gotten me closer to God," DeLay said. "You don't like seeing this and it hurts your family. It hurts your staff.... But, you know, we're not going to take it. We're fighting back."
Punchline on the flip....
I couldn't help it, the very first thing that came to mind when I saw the phrase "closer to god" was, naturally this:
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive
Says it all.