It disturbed both me and my fellow pariah that not one person on the board understood our objections, let alone agreed with us. I'm interested to hear what you think.
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the h--- is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
The SEAL replied "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who were busy protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot!!! So he sent me!!"
Here are a few comments:
And here is my favorite, edited for length. Need I say, "Sic"?
OH my, you offened some professors that think their chit don't stink, that is all. ...
Always on this board the more educated seem to get high on their horse, NOT ALL OF THEM. Only those you don't know how they got there in the first place.
I have an MA and decided not to persue a PHD because I changed my field to the family business. NOW you see so many people were behind you more than were not in my opinion. ...
Gee it took so long for women professor's to be estalbished as leaders and wow did they ever lower themselves here by not just taking a joke for what it was.