itz me Rex. bobs dawg. sintz effreewun els iz leefink heer i em on thu cumpewtur agin to tel u goot bi. i em runink eway frum hom. bob iz meen tu me lyk wen he woont skrach my belee or gif me sooshee cuz i lyk sooshee. an he duz uther meen stuf to lyk telink me not to chaas skwerls.
i LUF LUF LUF to chaas skwerls!!!!! but bob sez NO CHAASINK SKWERLS!!!!!
so i wil bee gawn. bob wil cri and cri an he wil wish he gif me sooshee wen i azk him to. en he wil stan on da frun porch saink REX REX I WIL SKRACH YER BELEE AN EFEN NEER YER PRIFIT PARTZ WAR U GIT ICHEE!!!! AN I WIL GIF U SOOSHEE AN LET U UZ CUMPEWTUR TO TAWK WIT BICHIZ!!!!!
to bat fer bob. goot bi to u to. i wil be takink u bus to caleeforneea to be in moofies. mebbe i kin ryt on u cumpewtur thar to.
do thaa haf skwerls in caleeforneea?
goot bi an WOOF!