I'm over qualified.
My dad already served - in the National Guard in 1976.
I only serve at the pleasure of The President.
I'm in the C.I.A. but I can't say what I'm doing.
I'm expecting a top level appointment at the Defense Department.
I want to go through basic training with Jenna & Barbara.
The recruiter won't promise me that I'll be assigned to a "death squad."
The Army band isn't auditioning harmonica players right now.
I'm in the Air Force & doing this right wing blog is my job.
I'm working on my doctorate in theology from a Baptist Seminary.
The war is almost over anyway.
Not enough Second Lieutenants look like Jeff Gannon.
Add your own favorite Young GOP excuses