Hey, beer-swilling yellow spawn of Rove,
why not go where your leaders feared to walk, walk, walk?
If you cannot serve your nation for love,
then do it because Democrats are all talk, talk, talk.
Your socialist professors are liars,
& tenure means they aren't going to quit, quit, quit.
So try on our camouflaged attires,
& prove to them that they are full of shit, shit, shit.
There is plenty of brew in Iraq.
We will issue you a laptop & a gun, gun, gun.
If you still love war when you come back,
You can flack a fascist candidate & run, run, run.