I know there are about twenty or so entries about the Supreme Court right now, but that is just a
smokescreen for the media so George Bush can pull the woll over our eyes.
As reported below:
IN a bombshell revelation that shocked even his closest Republican supporters, President George W. Bush announced that his new director of Homeland Security would be Yoda, the famed Jedi master from the Star Wars films.
White House insiders reveal that Bush got the idea after watching the new Stars Wars DVD set he said Santa gave him for Christmas.
"Yoda may not look like much on the outside," the commander in chief told a stunned White House press corps. "But the little guy is one heck of a warrior.
"Anybody with half a brain can see he's the perfect choice."
Bush noted that he was also impressed with the fact that Yoda is pint-size.
"I'll tower over him at press conferences -- which is important since I'm the president," he added.
This whole Sandra Day O'Connor debacle is obviously engineered by the GOP so Americans don't realize that Bush has just appointed "a member of an undisclosed alien species" to this very important cabinet position.
But the implications are even farther reaching than this! Does this mean that Master Yoda has quite possibly JOINED THE DARK SIDE? Or will he raise the terror alert to perriwinkle to distract us from the horrible truth?
If Yoda has truly gone to e dark side, the only hope for us now lies in.... BAT BOY!