A man in Georgia owed a lot of money in medical bills. He lived alone and couldn't afford to pay off his debts. Although the new provisions of the Bankruptcy bill haven't yet taken effect, the man figured that he had
a better way out.
Lemon Chicken for the rest of his life!
How, pray tell, can a 60 year old man who is $90,000 in the hole with no means to get it back going to arrange for Lemon Chicken for the rest of his life? He was going to murder his mail man.
More rant after the jump....
By all accounts, he liked his mail man. The NRA member used to chat with his mail man when the mail was delivered each day. He didn't resent the mail man for bringing the crushing bills that would eventually lead him to pick up his .38 caliber pistol and
shoot the career letter carrier seven times. He only wanted the Federal Government to take care of him like it's taking care of his hero,
Eric Rudolph.
So what do you do if you're a Republican in deep debt, have a pistol and no conscience? ( please forgive the redundancy, Republican & no conscience ) Well, the ticket to a lifetime of Lemon Chicken is a mere seven shots and a federal employee away.
Fortunately, the letter carrier survived. He will never be the same and can't produce his own insulin but looks forward to a time when he might resume his postal route.
When asked for a comment, Scott McClellan said:
I appreciate your question. I think your question is being asked related to some reports that are in reference to an ongoing criminal investigation. The criminal investigation that you reference is something that continues at this point.
And as I've previously stated, while that investigation is ongoing, the White House is not going to comment on it.