OK, not exactly MadLibs because you see the sentence first. So let's call 'em anti-MadLibs, still fun the 13-year-old in all of us.
Instead of hilariously altering a well-known story by changing a few words in unknown places, here you get to fill in the unknown words and make your own version of events, just like congress does!
High comedy from high treason, playfulness out of perfidy, sedition transformed to slapstick!
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Here's how to play.
From the whimsically titled U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Report On The U.S. Intelligence Community's Prewar Intelligence Assessments On Iraq (released by the U.S. Department of Redundancy Department), simply fill in the blanks. I'll start:
S1: "The Central Intelligence Agency's Directorate of Operations issued an intelligence report BLANK from a foreign government service indicating that Niger planned to ship several tons of uranium to Iraq."
A1: titled "The U.K.'s 22nd Annual Worst Forgery Award Winners"
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S2: "The assessment [that Iraq had chemical WMD] was..based on BLANK reporting from the spring and summer of 2002 which suggested that Iraq was possibly moving chemical munitions."
A2: Talon News, the Washington Times, and CNSNews.com
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S3: "BLANK showed that in 1995 Iraq declared that it had a pre-Gulf War project to convert MIG-21 aircraft to pilotless aircraft with a drop tank that would deliver biological agent."
A3: "Sand Pirates from Cygnus-X9," a movie that POTUS, Rumstud, Ballon Foot, and Altoid Boy saw on the Sci-Fi Channel during the last Oval Office slumber party
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S4:
- "CURVE BALL is an Iraqi defector who was debriefed BLANK.
- The IC provided the Committee with 95 intelligence reports from the BLANK debriefings
- which describe CURVE BALL as a project engineer involved BLANK
- of BLANK biological production facilities in Iraq."
A4:
- 6 months after his death in 1973;
- post-mortem;
- in an intimate relationship with GHW Bush during '71, whose remains are being kept frozen at an undisclosed location in Texas. Before his death, he aware;
- GHW Bush's "favorite tickle spot," but no
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