Poppy:
We'll need the BIG screwdriver in 2006 to fix the voting machines. You know, the one we use on the country:
After Mommy Bush cackled over the weekend at how Katrina actually improved the living conditions of the homeless, helpless folks stuck in the Astrodome.
After lifelong conservatives are swearing to throw their timid, wimpy reps out of office next year.
After the Houston Postal Service gives the Astrodome occupants P.O. boxes and special Zip Codes where Absentee Ballots can be sent.After willing Lifesavers and Good Samaritans were turned away so that proper channels could be used to drown thousands.
After Louisiana rejected FEMA's chief stooge Brown in favor of James Witt, a grownup who doesn't ask permission to save lives.
After Tom DeLay descended another level into the sewer by discouraging hearings about the slow response. He rightly lectured the mean public and press on proper emergency etiquette.
After Dickie Cheney, who remained in his undisclosed location during the crisis, appears before the world in Louisiana and tries to change his arrogant, condescending, above-the-law I hope my pacemaker works expression into an I actually give a fuck which of you lives or dies expression.
After Denny Hastert (DeLay's maxi mini-me)suggested bulldozing NO. Somebody check Hastert's Swiss bank account balance for recent deposits from real estate vultures.
After the first unofficial body count.
Pay Attention to Me Poppy. I am the President.