Um, Mr. Bush, could you do us a favor? Would you mind kinda stepping aside for the next week or so? See, we have one of these pesky HURRICANE WARNINGS right now, which is sorta what happens right before a HURRICANE COMES, and seeing as how you really fucked up the last one (forgive me for dredging up the past, but it was only a couple of weeks ago, even though Karl Rove doesn't want us to talk about it anymore), it would be great if you just turned over the keys to the federal government to someone else. You can even have your White House back in a few weeks, if you like. I don't necessarily think that's the best idea, but, if it makes you feel good, have at it. I, and about 62% of America (although this number is growing), would feel a whole hell of a lot safer if you let someone else manage this HURRICANE that is ON IT'S WAY. Thanks.
Anyway, this was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. What I really want to know is, when is the MSM going to start with questions like:
how do we know it is going to be different this time? and
since you don't want to discuss what went wrong with Katrina, how do we know you'll do what is right for Rita? and
if you mess this one up too, we will impeach your sorry ass!. Screw America once, shame on you. Screw America twice, shame on America. I really, really don't want to see deja vu, all over again.