OK let's get past the fact that I absolutely HATE our president. One of the things that he does which really pisses me off is whenever he makes a statement that elevates his normal idiotic discourse to that of a 9th grader. He will then invoke the "in other words" clause. It infuriates me no end, as it implies that he has said something so far beyond the intelligence of his audience that he has to simplify it for them, it is an insult to his audience. So let me be the first to begin to utilize the "In other words" clause, and I ask that just like the recent "Talk like a pirate day" We invoke an "In other words" day. If we could do this nationally it would embarrass, and ridicule our knucklehead in chief. Here's how it works:
President Bush is the most incompetent, petulant, embarrassment of a president that this or any country has ever had the distaste to employ.
In other words: I hate the stupid lazy fuck that calls himself our president.