Something about the new GOP Majority Leader David Dreier has always bothered me (no, not
that - and no, not that either).
No, it was something else, something elusive and really creepy. For some reason, every time his mug appeared on the talking heads shows (which was once almost a daily occurrance), Dreier seemed - well, he just semed disturbingly familiar to me, for reasons I could never quite put my finger on.
Then, as I was watching TV today with all the coverage of The Bug Man's departure, it clicked...during a commercial.
Hello, I'm David Dreier, the new GOP House Majority Leader. Under Republican leadership, America is now stuck in a war we can't possibly win and should never have started, we've got widespread devastation across the Gulf states that we can't afford to fix, the economy is in the toilet, and gas costs a small fortune.
Basically, the country is going to hell more and more with each passing day, and my party, mired in one scandal after another, is happily driving the nation off a cliff.
But I have some good news...
...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to BushCo!
"Being House Majority Leader for the Republicans is so easy, even a caveman could do it!"
Is Dreier picking up a few some side jobs hawking insurance after hours to earn some extra bucks? Or were they just separated at birth?
You decide.