I used to love Dennis Miller. I loved him on SNL, his talk show and his HBO talk show. Then 9/11 happened and Dennis's balls fell off. He did a complete 180 and became the worst kind of blubbering vagina I have ever seen. Now that he has been dropped by every broadcast and cable station around, he finds the time to
spend more time with his family God, I really hate that turncoat pussy.
Oh, and check this shit out:
While he admits to having mellowed offstage, don't make the mistake of expecting Miller Lite in his upcoming HBO special. "The main topics are the environment, the war on terror and," he says, "illegal immigration. We gotta do something because I live in California, and if you go down to Tijuana on any given night with a pair of night vision goggles, it looks like the start of the Boston Marathon in ponchos.
I don't have anything against Mexican people; they seem nice to me. Just sign the guest book on the way in. You gotta do that at a cheap motel, of course you should do that at our border."
Nice, as his farewell performance, he is introducing the theme of the '06 Republican campaign. What a huge jerk.