I just got my weekly e-mail from Comedy Central telling me who this week's guests are. With the exception of the ever-adorable Dolly Party, it's a veritable suck-fest:
Monday, 10/17: Dolly Parton, country music artist
Tuesday, 10/18: Bill O'Reilly, host, "The O'Reilly Factor"
Wednesday, 10/19: Louis Freeh, former FBI director
Thursday, 10/20: The Rock, actor, "Doom"
I mean, come on. Not that everybody has to be a lefty like me, but can't the leaven the right-wingers with at least some decent entertainers? Can't they bring back George Clooney?
Oh, the sadness.