(Originally posted at
http://myleftwing.com )
11. Thinks to herself, "That horse's head the fundamentalists left in my bed just isn't a good sign..."
10. "I feel that Harry Potter is better known than myself Harriet Miers; therefore, bowing to the popular feeling, I will let him fill the post instead..."
9. The pitbull in size 6 shoes, feels she won't be able to fill Sandra Day O'Connor's shoes
8. "Cannot afford" to pay Supreme Court wet-bar dues and robe rental fees, just as she "neglected" to pay bar fees elsewhere
7. Afraid that her "esteemed colleague of the Jewish faith" Ruth Bader Gins-bird will give her Bird Flu. "It's spelled Gins-bird, right, Mr. Bush?"
6. "I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback giiirl..."
(more Miers madness below fold)
5. Worried that the Court's reputation will suffer if there's another vacancy, and Bush decides to put on Ozzy Osbourne so that there'll be "Ozzy and Harriet"
4. Worried that her heart will betray W and be drawn to that cute John Roberts instead. --Chief Justice just sounds so ROMANTIC!
3. "Supreme WHORE? How dare you nominate me to be...oh, COURT."
2. "I'll wait till Rehnquist is dead and replace him instead."
And the NUMBER ONE reason:
1. "Bushie you're the smartest man in the whole WORLD, why don't you just nominate YO-SELF?"