The Mysterious Intelligent Designer knows on which side his divine bread is obediently buttered. And it ain't Dover, PA. It's Kansas, of course. So naturally, said Designer delivered a trophy to the evolution-skeptics of Kansas: an
enormous rock carefully placed and oriented seven feet under ground.
Now I know some of you are scratching your heads, thinking "maybe it is just an oriented pallasite, a rare kind of meteorite that doesn't tumble as it falls to earth".
In fact, that's exactly what the MSM wants you to believe:
The meteorite is classified as an oriented pallasite, a type noted for a conical shape with crystals embedded in iron-nickel alloy. Only two larger ones of that type are known to have been found: a 3,100-pounder in Australia and a 1,500-pounder in Argentina.
But that's just your fucking naturalistic worldview religion talking. Did I mention oriented pallasites were rare? That's right! RARE. And it was found THIS WEEK! So just try to explain them without an Intelligent Designer. You can't! HA! ID triumphs!
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