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FreshWind
In other news today, the president announced that, after secret consultations with his energy task force, he is abandoning his moon-Mars project in favor of another initiative to send men to the sun, that body being the single largest source of energy by far in the solar system. Asked by reporters how he planned to get a manned space craft anywhere CLOSE to the sun without its crew being incinerated, Bush replied, "Oh, that won't be a problem. We're gonna go at night."