Inspired by the "Lieberman out of touch" story on the front page...
Yo' Congresswoman so outta touch, she gonna have "I'll have my people get back to you on that" for an epitaph.
Yo' Congressman so outta touch, he emails campaign literature to the Amish in his district.
Yo' Congresswoman so outta touch, she thinks Asian Bird Flu is the sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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Yo' Congressman so outta touch, he be made of dark matter (and therefore incapable of interacting with anything on this planet in any way whatsoever, except by the influence of gravitational forces).
Yo' Congressman so outta touch, the only place the people in her district see her face is on the back of milk cartons.
Yo' Congressman so outta touch, he went to play Touch Football and didn't make a single tackle.
Yo' Congresswoman so outta touch, she thinks Jack Abramoff is a safe sex technique.
Yo' Congressman so outta touch, he thinks Valerie Plame is still undercover.