This whole phony "War on Christmas" is just getting to be a little too much. Look, I don't care if you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Festivus, or the Moons of Meepzor. Enjoy yourself and follow whatever tradition seems appropriate to you. But I'm tired of a bunch of fundies whining because strangers in stores aren't making an affirmative acknowledgment of their religious beliefs every time they buy a 3-pack of tube socks. Unless their polo shirt has one of those little (footless) fish where the polo player usually is it's ridiculous for them to expect people to even know what their beliefs are.
So forget holiday greetings. From now on every time I buy something I want retailers to tell me I look like I've lost weight.
(Also posted at 3WN.)