Straight Men's Contest Planned
HOLLAND - Pastor Thomas J. Crouse is looking for a few good heterosexual men. Crouse, pastor of Holland Congregational Church, is not running a dating service. He is sponsoring a "Mr. Heterosexual" contest, where contestants will tear Oprah magazines, play "Name that Potato Chip" blindfolded, discuss the best use of duct tape and display a talent.
All for $100 and a "Mr. Heterosexual" trophy.
The event will also feature an appearance by a man who once lived what Crouse calls "the homosexual lifestyle" but has been "freed through Jesus Christ."
Haven't our outrage meters been put through enough today? Even though MA has one of the more progressive populations, there are still areas where people will proudly display their ignorance and get offended when we don't get the joke.
Please tell me this isn't going to be a trend.