Treasonous Liberals Call For Impeachment

The President of the United States is spying on you.  So?  September the 11th.  Do you have anything to hide?  What are you really downloading on the Internet?  Why did you check that treasonous liberal book out of the library?  Why did you buy that immoral, lustful present?  As a business owner, how could you sell your services to a person who knew a person, who knew a person, who may have contributed money to an Islamic foundation that may or may not send funds to an organization that may or may not be terrorist related?  How could you?  Thank God the President of the United States authorized the National Security Agency (NSA) to intercept all of your phone calls and Internet activity.  I feel safer.  September the 11th.  

I certainly don't have anything to hide.  September the 11th.  I've never done anything wrong, immoral, embarrassing, or even slightly sinful.  So I have nothing to worry about.  September the 11th.  I feel privileged that the President is spying on me.  It's like he's taken an interest in me, he's watching over me.  It makes me feel safe knowing that no matter what I do, wherever I go, no matter how private the setting, the President is watching me.  September the 11th.    

I have written to my congressman, Republican Mike Oxley, to suggest that we expand this spying program to include all domestic activity as well.  I asked him to propose a bill that will place video cameras or web cam in every bedroom in America.  This way we can be sure that Terrorists aren't hiding there.  September the 11th.  Eventually this program can be expanded to provide cameras in every part of our homes. Especially bathrooms, terrorist love to hide in bathrooms.  

Next, every phone call made by every American should be recorded and analyzed for any potential terrorist activity.  September the 11th.  The bonus is, that since we already have the information, it would be criminal not to scrutinize these phone calls for possible murders, robberies, tax evasion, adultery, dissenting political views, or any crime at all.  

If you are a law (September the 11th) abiding, god fearing, moral, upstanding citizen you should support these laws and especially the President.  To criticize the President in a time of war is treasonous.  September the 11th.  Even if the war on terror is predicted to last a minimum of 100 years, what is a century of surrendering and forfeiting our namby-pamby bleeding heart liberal civil liberties compared with the patriotic, valiant, true American conservative vision of the future?  September the 11th.  No Taxes for corporations, no regulation, no pensions, no welfare, no social security, no Medicaid, a camera in every bedroom, a listener on every phone call, a national religion, and an indictment of treason, punishable by death for any dissenting opinion, accusation, or question.  Especially liberals.  Liberals will be guilty until proven innocent.  We do not torture.  September the 11th.  Mission Accomplished.  We're doing a Heckuva job.  We're turning the corner, they're in their last throes.  Freedom is on the march.  September the 11th.  Osama Bin Ladin?  I don't really think about him, he doesn't really concern me.

In conclusion:  September the 11th.  And God Bless America.

•  Stole the election

  everything else grew from that

  by josephk on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:46:29 PM PDT

•  So many choices....

  The root cause was stealing the election, but ultimately, Iraq wins for me.

  by murrayewv on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:46:52 PM PDT

  •  That was my reasoning, exactly.

    
    
    Sure, it's ALL fruit of the poisonous tree... but it didn't HAVE to happen, unless you buy the Oedipus crap, and frankly, I think saying something is "destiny" is just letting him off the hook.

    Say he steals the election and goes in an entirely different direction that DOESN'T involve killing hundreds of thousands of people. Well, THEN we can say the worst thing he ever did was steal it.

    As it stands, he's a mass murderer.

    by Maryscott OConnor on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:52:49 PM PDT

    •  New Poll answer?

      "So Many Choices"

      That's exactly what I thought, too. Like a kid in an ice cream shop, except the flavors range from Simply Shitty to Putrid Puke.

      by PatsBard on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:56:31 PM PDT

•  Very subliminable

  by bumblebums on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:48:01 PM PDT

•  Give me liberty

  or give me death.

  Does this president know any of the words in the pledge of allegiance other than 'under God"?
  By shitting on our constitution, he has declared war on his own people, the people he works for, the people who have fought and died for our freedom, the people who get up every morning and go to work, and pay taxes, and teach their children to respect our form of government.

  I don't give a rat's ass what his reasons are.  He is sworn to uphold our constitution not defile it.  He has to answer for this.

  by justrock on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 06:59:47 PM PDT

•  It's the election

  free, fair, and honest elections are the foundation of every right and privelege we, as citizens, possess.  Everthing else is built upon the integrity of the electoral process.

  by PAprogressive on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 07:10:42 PM PDT

•  I picked "Stole 2000 election"

  because if he hadn't done that, he couldn't have done anything else on the list.....

  by AlyoshaKaramazov on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 07:17:55 PM PDT

•  Charmin democracy

  Stealing the elections was just the 1st instance of the Rethuglican oligarchy's shit staining the Constitution...

  by coneyretard on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 07:28:36 PM PDT

•  sep 11

  The worst thing He did is September the 11th.  Interestingly you don't give it as an option.  This is what is going on:

  He does not care any more about what we think.  He is the Leader.  Getting away with September the 11th showed him that he can manipulate or scare us into submission.  And now when we start shouting in protest it only makes him more aware of his power.  The more he enjoys being in control.

  He gambles that he has surrounded himself with enough brothers/sisters/corporations/generals in crime to keep him on his throne.

  And what a bonding that crime gave to the criminals: September the 11th.

  Just for the record: no physics can explain how those three WTC towers 'just' came down and I am a damned good physicist.

  by fourtytwo on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 07:31:43 PM PDT

•  National debt through the roof

  over, over, and over again. September the 11th. (Sen. Sax Chambliss, 12/19 cspan interview)

  Arctic drilling. September the 11th. (some bloke on the senate floor)

  Tax cuts for the haves and program cuts for the needy. September the 11th. (by an extension of logic)

  The audacity.

  by NeuvoLiberal on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 08:10:27 PM PDT