I don't think it's fair that some people can buy Senators and I don't own one of my own. The idea that someone of my means (considerable) does not have his own Senator is disgraceful. I actually have two Senators who claim to be mine, but they never do what I ask them to do, so how can I tell they are actually mine.
Now Ted Stevens seems to be cheap enough. He is clearly for sale. But, he seems a little too cheap. One thing I do not want is a Senator everyone agrees is cheap. What I want is for the kos community to recommend a Senator who can be purchased inexpensively that will not be such a disgrace to own.
Please make your suggestions in the comments...