Gannongate: A Conspiracy of Silence!
by RobertInWisconsin
Fri Feb 25, 2005 at 05:43:09 PM PDT
Royally.
Really.
I'm glad I didn't give up 4-letter words for Lent. If you happened to, I'd suggest closing this browser window and averting your eyes.

Royally.
Really.
I'm glad I didn't give up 4-letter words for Lent. If you happened to, I'd suggest closing this browser window and averting your eyes.
Eleven fucking days - 264 hours - since the Gannon story broke the bank and - and - and Where Is Our Fucking Media?
This is a conspiracy of silence, folks. There is No Other Way around it. This is complete and utter bullshit.
Since the Gannon story broke, how many various stories have there been in the newswires and in the major dailies? Thousands. How many thousands? Tens, probably. Do I like to ask, and answer, rhetorical questions? Certainly.
Now just today, I've seen wire headlines saying things like -
There they are. There are the signatures -
Are you kidding me? Am I entertaining you? You think I'm funny? What am I to you, a fucking CLOWN?
Where is the goddam media coverage of this letter? Never mind the freakin' Gannon story itself.
Where is the freakin' coverage? (Never mind the fact that releasing the letter on a Friday is a `fox pass' of the terrible kind.)
Where is ONE wire story about this letter to the president from 5 of the most well-known and influential United States Senators? (OK, 3.)
This. Is. Bullshit.
The media shies away from sex scandals? Suuuure. Like white shies away from rice. Who the FUCK sez the media doesn't `do' sex scandals??? They do `em all the time and they jam them down our throats (oops, bad visual) every minute of every day after day after day, whenever another juicy one comes along.
I remember Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky and The Pizza Delivery and The Thong-Snapping and The Wagging Finger and `I Did Not Have' and `Is Is' and The Blue Dress and Linda `John Goodman' Tripp and Whitman's Leaves of Grass.
I remember Gary Condit and Chandra Levy and The Jog in The Park and The Parents.
I remember Governor McGreevey and Golan Cipel and The Wife And Baby and The Resignation.
I remember Gary Hart and Donna Rice and The Boat Named Monkey Business and The Media Challenge and The End.
I remember Jack Ryan and Wife Jeri and The Sex Clubs and Exhibitionist Sex and Alan Keyes.
And now, here we have -
Why isn't Jeff Gannon on the lips of every American in every state? (Okay, bad visual. My bad.)
What the FUCK is going on here?
Hey, I've got a little quiz for you:
If
five prominent United States Senators sending a letter to the President about a male prostitute with no journalism background getting into the elite White House press corps every day post 9/11 for more than two years to lob softballs at the president
were to fall in a forest with nobody around to hear it,
would it make a sound?
< Crickets >
SAY IT!
SAY IT!!
SAY IT!!!
[UPDATED] I'm so furious that not only can I see the whites of my own eyes in my computer monitor - I broke a cardinal rule of blogging and neglected to include the link to the Senators' letter to the Prez - here it is courtesy of RawStory.com -