Jeb wins next, right? I'm just waiting for the Jenna presidency...
But back to the topic at hand, let us keep an open minde and discuss ten possible upsides of ignoring existing laws and oversight and allowing the executive to create an unsupervised spy agency!
- Having a secret clandestine force acting to manipulate global policy and government through likely illegal activity and assassination may be exactly what the terrorist said they were doing when they were recruiting, but aren't they going to feel guilty when they see we weren't doing it back when they bombed us.
- More secret agents = more cool gadgets = Profit
- If the president gets a blowjob in the oval office from a secret agent, only he and the Director of the CIA even know that person exists.
- All my Big Brother reference will have more resonance, and we may finally get to use the far more practical newspeak!
- This being cited as more evidence for use being global malipulators against the rule of law and islam = More terrorists to kill = More need for weapons to blow up terrorists = Profit
- I totally bet they will all have licenses to kill, and having people out there with that kind of power will totally make people in the D.C. area more aware about agressive driving.
- Shadow governments aren't all bad, just look how successful the Masons and the Illuminati have become.
- The Bond movies have been getting stale for years, this adds a whole new twist!
- Secret Santa at this agency is going to be twice as exciting.
- We won't even have to outsource to Diebold to rig the next election, we have an inside resource now. It's called Synergy people.