GEPHARDT GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
(original song by Randy Brooks, 1977; parody lyrics by
NegSpin, 2003)
CHORUS:
Gephardt got run over by a reindeer
Walking back to Iowa Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Howard,
But as for me and Kerry, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much Bush Lite,
And we begged him to vote no.
But he forgot his Constitution,
And he staggered out from Congress to the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had foot prints on his forehead
And incriminating web links on his back.
(Chorus)
Now we're all so proud of Howard,
He's been doing this so well.
See him in there watching C-SPAN,
Raising cash and making ads with cousin Al.
It's not Christmas without Gephardt,
All his family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
What to do with John Kerry
and all the hacks?
SEND THEM BACK!!!
(Chorus)
Now the votes are on the table,
All of Iowa and even all their cows (ahhhhh!)
Like gold they have in a fable
That would just have matched the hair
in Gephardt's brows.
I've warned the others who're running,
Better watch out or you're done,
We're gonna take our country back,
With the man who leads the way
And makes it fun.
Sing it, Howard!
(Chorus)