Breaking news on MSNBC. They have just got hold of an alleged tape recorded by Osama Bin Laden (the man who masterminded the NINE ELEVEN attacks in case you forgot) that praises Al Quaeda the organization, and Al Zarquawi specifically.
MSNBC's main headline and shout-bite? This tape has been timed to appear one (1) week before July 4th.
A lot less after the jump...
The drool is almost visibly dripping from the mouths f every "breaking news" head on the network 5 and cable news channels.
Osama releases an audio monologue time delayed via the internets no less, and the news-whores are jumping all over it claiming that this must be connected to the upcoming July 4th US national vacation weekend, amongst other inanities.
The transparency of Osama related news and Administration plummeting polls is becoming dangerously apparent.
If I were a regular Republican congressman, ie; a congressman who is only stupid and mean, not sociopathic too, I'd be pretty scared at how overt the symbolism being broadcast by the vast-right-wing-controlled-teevee-media has become.
So, here are tonights primetime cable-news talking points: Osama hates your July 4th long weekend BBQ frolicking and he is determined to spoil your fun.
What I want to know is: How is it even feasible that in the year 2006, when we can watch an arial satellite picture fly-through from our own back yard to our long-lost Saudi-Arabian highschool buddy's back yard on our $500 fuckin' PC, we cannot STOP a man as famous as Osama Bin Laden from fucking with July 4th?
Not that he gives a shit.
His plan has been coming together perfectly since he started killing yanks.