LL: Calling you calling Armando calling Harvey OUT!

Seems to be a lot of calling out going round these parts lately. Instead of spreading things out over several diaries, we should centralize things here for...

DailyKos' 1st Annual Calling Out-Off

Rules below

Post in the subject heading WHO you are calling out. Then in the body, state

1. WHAT you are calling them out of.
   
2. WHERE you are calling them out to.
   
3. WHEN you are calling them out.
   
4. WHY you are calling them out for.

If you've already been called out by someone, you cannot call someone else out. We'll setup some brackets and have single-elimination rounds.

Eventually, there will only be one DailyKos member who will have proven him/herself capable of both calling out others and being called out. Maybe we can have a prize like a Senate seat or something?

•  I'm confused. (n/t)

  by mcjoan on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:08:22 AM PDT

  •  mcjoan

    I'm calling you out for not getting this meta-joke diary!

    Seriously though,
    LeftyLimblog called
    Armando out for calling
    HarveyMilk out for calling
    Kos out.

    Clear as mud right?

    by Aexia on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:11:36 AM PDT

    •  Yay!!!

      I've never been called out before!

      by mcjoan on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:13:55 AM PDT

      •  OOH OOH, me, call me out too!

        (I don't want to be left out like this is high school or something.) Besides I need the attention too.  

        by boran2 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:18:01 AM PDT

        •  You got it

          I'm calling you out for being such a calling-out wannabe!

          by mcjoan on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:22:57 AM PDT

          •  Thanks...

            ...shall we say pistols at dawn?

            by boran2 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:35:26 AM PDT

            •  No No!

              Only loaded rhetorical devices may be hurled.
              "Take this "Post Hoc,Propter Hoc"!
              "I sneer at your "Post Hoc"! Eat "Ad Hominum"!

              by Rolfyboy6 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:38:13 AM PDT

              •  Back at you...

                ...ad hoc!

                by boran2 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:49:49 AM PDT

    •  Hey now

      I'm calling you out for calling mcjoan out, being as she was an innocent bystander in the calling out crossfire.

      So, to summarize:

      I call you out for
      calling mcjoan out for
      --->being confused by
      your calling out the meta thread of
      LeftyLimblog calling
      Armando out for calling
      HarveyMilk out for calling
      Kos out.

      Make sure you watch yourself in future, Aexia, or I shall be forced to call you out a second time.

      </grail>

      by Ugluks Flea on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:21:16 AM PDT

•  Let the March madness begin!

  Will you post a bracket? I'm curious to see who's seeded where in the great dKos out-calling of aught five.

  by RabidChild on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:10:43 AM PDT

  •  ooo ooo

    I get to be in the New Orleans sectional. I promise to lose in the first game and disappear for the remainder of the Tounament into Tipatina's, Antoine's, and Irma Thomas'. Can we hold the Tounament during Jazz Fest? I promise I'll tank in the first round then. While others beat each other to death with latin rhetorical terms I'll be listening to Irma sing.

    by Rolfyboy6 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:31:05 AM PDT

•  I'm calling you out, Aexia!

  For giving me a "1" in the Armando post.  Ratings abuser!  :P

  by DaveV on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:11:53 AM PDT

•  Bob Johnson's dog

  I'm calling him out for his atrocious typing, and his even more atrocious dog breath (a sushi-eating dog?!  Sheesh).

  He can choose the weapons and place....

  by Hprof on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:14:05 AM PDT

  •  calling you for bad spelling!

    suchi has since been reframed: soooshee - fish weird dogs eat.

    by Euroliberal on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:20:57 AM PDT

    •  I call you out for daring to discuss framing

      on dkos.

      But first, I've got to see about a pissing match with that damn dog....

      by Hprof on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:33:21 AM PDT

      •  never

        get into a pissing match with a male dog

        they have unlimited reservoirs

        by pitbullEmily on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 12:16:47 PM PDT

•  I'm married w/child

  Would somebody please call me out!

  by f furney on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:21:00 AM PDT

  •  Let's cut a deal!

    You call me out, I'll call you out, then we can leave the spouses and children at home and go paaar-tay! Whoo hoo!

    ;-)

    by Mindmouth on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:32:46 AM PDT

  •  I would

    but your husband wouldn't like it. I'm getting the child is under the age of five (been there, done that, have the t-shirt), and you have some hostilities you'd like to release. You'd be a scary opponent.

    by Rolfyboy6 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:34:45 AM PDT

•  I call out Robby Swannick!

  In 1978 you 'claimed' that the 'alleged' Hostess cupcakes wrapped in foil that you traded me in the lunchroom during the last day of second grade at 12:08 on June 25 (the last day of school) were in fact REAL Hostess cupcakes.

  I assure you.... Robby Swannick.... they were NOT! Perhaps lil' Debbies. Perhaps generic store brand cupcapes ENGINEERED to 'appear Hostess-like' maybe... but real Hostess?!?! Definately not! Liar! Judas! Betrayer of all that is holy in the lunchroom!

  When I returned to school, filled with confrontation in my heart, on the first day of the following school year at 8:05 am, that being the morning of September 4th and the first day of THIRD grade, I had discovered that you and your miserable betraying clan had MOVED TO MINNESOTA over the summer! You thought I would 'let it go' didn't you? Ha!

  I call you out. Now. When we are in are thrities and you LEAST EXPECT IT! DOUBLE Ha!

  Although, given your obvious loose grasp on honor and integrity... I suspect you are a 'FreeRepublic' man myself.

   

  by LeftHandedMan on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:24:28 AM PDT

•  Yep

  This is basically the level we have sunk to.

  by bink on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:36:01 AM PDT

•  this is so pomo

  maybe ill go read foucault and shoot up a McDonalds....

  by jkennerl on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:53:50 AM PDT

•  I'm calling out

  britney spears. I don't like her and she's a dummie.

  The rest of you are ok I suppose. Cept that guy who called me johnny reb. What a tard. I call him out because he's vituperative and shallow. And his mother smells of elderberries! ahahahahahaha!

  Also I call myself out because i can't spell and don't seem to care!

  So there.

  by naderhader on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:57:01 AM PDT

•  i'm calling out kos

  for not front-paging the ted hitler-dino ironbody tryst!  think of the national security!

  by Cedwyn on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 10:58:39 AM PDT

•  Calling out Everyone For Everything

  You have all failed to appreciate my genius and failed to follow my leadership. It's the kind of thing that has held the Democratic Party back for years(well, since the year I was born).

  by litero on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:01:12 AM PDT

•  I call all Canadian Kossaks

  oot.

  by Kansas on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:02:17 AM PDT

  •  Why?

    Are we going for a tore in yer cur?  

    by confusedintexas on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:38:30 AM PDT

    •  I'll thank you

      to leave my dog alone!

      by Kansas on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 12:28:04 PM PDT

•  I'm calling out

  the kid who I called safe when I was a 16-year-old umpire, but who really was out at home plate.  As soon as I said it, I knew I blew the call.  The parents and the coach were all over me, and I had a miserable rest of the game.

  I've carried that guilt with me for a decade and a half . . .

  by folkbum on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:18:45 AM PDT

•  I'm calling out all the Trolls

  and potential trolls lurking in the dark corners of DKos.

  ATTENTION TROLLS: Would you please vacate the building!

  by hopscotch1997 on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:28:15 AM PDT

•  I'm calling out

  George Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, William Frist, Dennis Hastert, Thomas DeLay and the rest of the usual pack of Republican suspects. I expect I don't have to explain why.

  by Gingerella on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 02:15:12 PM PDT