Miss Ann Coulter, self-parody.

From here.


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Miss Coulter's 15 minutes of fame should be ending any moment now. I've always thought of her as a comedian. Her deadpan is so solid, even she doesn't know she's a joke. I mean joking. Hey, cue the laugh track!

So what other humorous jabs have folks found out there? I don't have time to hunt them all down, but I sure could use a good solid laugh these days.

•  Check this out from Drudge

  
  COULTER RIPS MAG PHOTO 'DISTORTION'

  "Why can't they just photograph conservatives straight?!" blasted this week's TIME magazine covergirl Ann Coulter.

  The bestselling author and controversialist slammed magazine editors for fronting a photo of her, she claims, which is so distorted "my own mother would not even recognize me!"

  The photographer, Platon, appears to have used a wide "Fisheye" lense for the cover snap, stretching Coulter's legs and feet -- while shrinking the rest of her body.

  TIME editors selected Platon with a note of irony -- he is the same photographer who captured Coulter-nemisis President Clinton in the infamous "Lewinsky" power pose for ESQUIRE.

  Developing...
  

  She just can't resist finding some reason to bash everyone.

  http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3act.htm

  by FleetAdmiralJ on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:27:10 PM PDT

  •  The only thing that is distorted...

    ...is Coulter's sense of self-importance.

    by boran2 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:31:02 PM PDT

  •  Assets

    I thought she regularly flaunted her long legs anyway!

    by weirdscenes on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:36:09 PM PDT

  •  ugh

    so fucking sad.

    there's not a camera lens out there that can hide your Adam's Apple, Ann.

    "Why can't they just photograph conservatives straight?!" blasted this week's TIME magazine covergirl Ann Coulter."

    Are you kidding me?  Unbalanced photography is now an issue?  Since when?  Who is "they"?

    by rocketsauce on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:48:04 PM PDT

  •  asdf

    

    BREAKING
    COULTER ADMITS HOMOSEXUALITY

    "Why can't they just photograph conservatives straight?!" asks Time covergirl Ann Coulter in this week's issue, confirming her own homosexuality. "Everyone knows a self-hating homosexual like myself shouldn't be photographed!"

    Developing...

    by Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:27:27 PM PDT

•  One of the fun things about Coulter

  is that I find it easy to not read what she's written and just look at the pictures, she's hilarious, the absolute embodiment of the American Barbie image.

  

  

  

  

  

  Her image leads to unintentional parody

  

  and intentional parody

  

  by Rolfyboy6 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:34:35 PM PDT

  •  The 2nd one

    looks photoshopped to me lol

    by FleetAdmiralJ on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:39:01 PM PDT

    •  only the nazi eagle sight

      The rest of it is rully true.

      by Rolfyboy6 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:41:40 PM PDT

  •  she's so ... stern

    

    by bumblebums on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:53:15 PM PDT

    •  handy tip

      

      

      by Rolfyboy6 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:35:06 PM PDT

  •  I think this one says it all.

    And she features it on her own website!

    

    by HollywoodOz on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:17:45 PM PDT

•  Is that her actual photo?

  Ah -- "distortion."

  Which means, they refused to airbrush the evil off her visage?

  by Maryscott OConnor on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:41:20 PM PDT

  •  the early comments by Ann

    Have her complaining only about the cover photo, not the article. Ann is all about her image. And depositing the checks. She has a serious problem running around inside her.

    by Rolfyboy6 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 08:44:30 PM PDT

    •  I think...

      David Brock said in his book "Blinded by the Right" that he "never did figure out what Ann was so angry about."

      It is a mystery to us all!

      by Shapeshifter on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 10:00:02 PM PDT

  •  You can't photoshop evil! (N/T)

    by Shapeshifter on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:58:42 PM PDT

•  Another good one

  Love the net and it will love you. The book titles are best.
  

  by weirdscenes on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:10:22 PM PDT

  •  Anne, hide your skeletal structure

    PLEASE!

    The minute I think I can get a marker out and start labeling the major bones on a person is the minute they need to PUT SOME FLESH ON!  Pump it up woman!

    by Fabian on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:19:33 PM PDT

    •  Hello Bulima

      Karen Carpenter called, she wants her finger back.

      by ksh01 on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 09:55:11 PM PDT

  •  Ugh, that is SO ANNOYING

    I absolutely HATE it when people post obviously Photoshopped images like that. Don't be fooled, folks. Here's the original:

    

    by Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 10:06:39 PM PDT

•  Think for a second.........

  this woman is making dough and getting name recognition on being negative, shrill, nasty and just plain hateful.

  This is the face of todays GOP! This troll beast along with Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingraham are the most vile humans tauting the Rethug party line. The Female Versions of Tom Delay. How nice!!!

  We need to connect all their nastiness and keep showing them as the voice of the Rethugs Nation and ask........."are you like them"?????? "Is this what represents you, your voice"?????????

  by alnc on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 11:54:44 PM PDT

•  There is no Ms Ann Coulter there

  so what's so funny about that?

  by mimi on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 03:10:10 AM PDT