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CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS REPUBLICANS: BUSH FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY
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A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around President George W. Bush and his nascent reelection campaign, THE LAMPWICKE can reveal.
Intrigue surrounds a FRENCH woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Bush, THE LAMPWICK has learned.
A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Pres. Bush has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the LETTERMAN SHOW, where the woman in question once worked.
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A close friend of the FRENCH woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!
In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, Secretary Powell plainly stated: "Bush will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Powell made the startling comments; the nine others refused to comment.]
The Bush commotion is why Tim Russert has turned increasingly aggressive against Bush in recent days, and is the key reason why Russert reversed his decision to retire at the end of the month due to ADVANCED SENILITY, inside sources tell THE LAMPWICKE.