Moral Moron - You've Been Framed
Sun May 01, 2005 at 05:08:23 PM PDT
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that killing up to 18,000 people a year from lack of healthcare is the best way to make the health service more efficient.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that invading Iraq on a lie was the best way to display moral leadership.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that closing schools if they underperform is the best way to educate children under the provisions of the No Child Left Behind bill.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that rewarding corporations with tax breaks to send jobs abroad is a great boost to the economy.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that giving tax breaks to the top one % is the best way to destroy Social Security.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that intelligent design will provide the cure for cancer.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that cutting benefits from frontline troops is good for morale.
In no particular the framing continues below the fold :)
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that running up $8 trillion in debt for their grand children to pay is the most fiscally responsible decision ever made.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that not increasing the minimum wage in line with inflation is an incentive for the working poor to take two jobs.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that dictatorship is easier than democracy and feudalism is more productive than freedom.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that concentrating the country's wealth in the hands of the few is the best way to safeguard democracy.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that the Credit Card industry should be able to buy legislation making bankruptcy protection a thing of the past and a great way to stop people flying to Vegas to gamble their savings.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that having 2 million people go bankrupt this year due to medical emergencies or divorce is a lie.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that the latest budget to slash $35 billion, $10 billion from Medicaid but adding $106 billion more in tax breaks for the rich because they need it.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's just fine for Tom DeLay to pay his wife and daughter half a million dollars from corporate bribes for opening letters.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's right to allow Rebublicans to inject illegal Russian oil money & Korean business money into the election process, and bury bills to keep sweat shops and sex tourism open in Saipan and the Marianas.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that rewriting history, threatening judges, attacking the constitution and the bill of rights is fine, just so long as gays can't inherit.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it was right to allow the automatic assault weapon ban to lapse to give criminals a sporting chance to blow away law enforcement officers and bystanders.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it is right to allow suspected terrorists to purchase 50 calibre weapons at gun shows without security checks.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that the stock market tanking and the dollar plummeting wont have any effect on their lives.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's a sign of strength to show utter contempt for the environment and the wishes of other nations.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that the best thing to do with failures, liars and incompetents is to promote them.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that the best way to mend fences with the rest of the world is to nominate an anti UN maniac to the post of Ambassador.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that a comfortable lie is more palatable and easier to sell than the truth.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that killing 100,000 Iraqi's and sacrificing 1,600 soldiers and injuring 40,000 more is the best way show your love for life and democracy.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that patriotism is buying yellow ribbon fridge magnets and not questioning anything said or done in your name.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's just fine to favor corporations over people.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's only right that offshore drop boxes prevent 65% of corporations from paying taxes.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's OK to accept money from the pornographic industry, so long as you run as a Christian.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that closing loopholes that allow accountants for the rich to cheat the system is completely fair to working families.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that after 5 years of economic slide, that doing nothing was the best solution to avoid economic disaster.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have an opinion rather than any information to process.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have the entire mainstream media TV in the hands of 6 Republican party supporting corporations.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have TV news produced at taxpayers expense by the government than have independent journalists looking into everything.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that machismo is best expressed by funneling $10 billion into weapons systems that don't work.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have elections run by partisan operatives that impartial boards.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have votes counted on machines owned by Republicans running secret source code.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's better to have machines that can't be verified than a paper trail.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's just fine to elect lawmakers on the basis of how hard they say they pray rather than their ability to write laws.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that lobbyists and industry lawyers should write laws, because they're better at it.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that it's pharmacists of faith who should decide which prescriptions to fill and which they can trash, not Doctors.
The moral moron agreed with Republicans that a woman's body is not her own.
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