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Hey Markos, call Brian Lamb on his personal number and call him out!
Here's why:
"Proposed Artifacts for the Clinton Library in Arkansas
Barrett Kalellis
February 3, 1999
News reports from Little Rock, Arkansas, indicate that groundbreaking for a brand-new Bill Clinton presidential library could begin as early as this year. Indeed, the President himself targeted about $100 million for this effort from his Hollywood soul mates during 1998. Building a presidential library and museum today is usually an automatic response by hometown yokels whenever a president leaves office. This occurs regardless of how well, or ill, their guy served as Chief Executive, or whether he was even re-elected.
The libraries present the life story of the President as recorded in printed documents, diorama exhibits, contemporary media reports, and assorted personal memorabilia, often including recorded narrative descriptions of his great achievements and tribulations in office. As a public-spirited gesture, and since the project is yet in the planning stages, I would like to modestly suggest that the curator of the Clinton library consider the following list of items for procurement. Not only would these mementos clearly represent many of the defining moments of Clinton's political life, but they would be sure to keep the attendance in Little Rock at record levels for years to come:
A full-figured navy blue cocktail dress, slightly stained.
A photographic film of Presidential DNA genomes.
A marijuana roach, smoked but never inhaled.
A copy of Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Grass", personally dedicated to a Miss Monica S. Lewinsky.
A set of worn kneepads, monogrammed with the Official Seal of the President of the United States.
A cedar box of "Lewinsky Sweets," 25 premium cigars each hand-dipped in the "Essence of Monica."
A volume of Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis (a reference work for the enrichment of library patrons).
Clinton's December 1969 "I loathe the military" letter to Colonel Eugene Holmes, breaking his promise to enter the Arkansas ROTC.
Clip of memorable Clinton finger-wagging "That Woman" declaration, (in video loop format for continuous play).
Confirmation receipt to Hillary Rodham Clinton for one day's profitable trades in cattle futures.
Press photo of Arkansas Boys Nation delegate Clinton shaking President John F. Kennedy's hand, with the "I want to be just like you" gleam in young Bill 's eyes.
One box of Rose Law Firm Whitewater billing records (newly discovered).
Leather chair from the Madison Guaranty Savings office, in which a sweaty Bill Clinton put the blocks to David Hale for a $300,000 loan to Susan McDougal.
Missing Vince Foster office files, purloined in the dead of night by scurrying HRC minions.
Life-size diorama of Craig Livingstone seated at desk, rifling through 900 FBI files of Republican officials.
Wax figure of Hillary Clinton in "Pretty-in-Pink" press conference dress.
Wall chart visually diagramming the "vast right-wing conspiracy" network, with heavy explanatory tome (including recent supplement listing Arkansas haters) on hanging chain.
One pair Presidential boxer shorts.
Gennifer Flowers' under-the-bed audiotape cassettes, for earphone playback listening.
Working animatronic model of Clinton in Blues Brothers garb, playing "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" on alto saxophone.
One copy of the Office of the Independent Council's Referral to Congress, September 9, 1998.
Scorecard of Clinton golf game in which he claimed to "break 80", with annotation listing holes with multiple mulligans, foot wedges and 6-foot gimmes.
Large 4-color flowchart of original Clinton Byzantine health care proposal (on loan from Bob Dole).
"Soul-cleansing" David Watkins memo with HRC's "We need the slots" directives in White House Travel Office firings.
Framed "grip and grin" photograph of Bill, Hillary and Johnny Chung in the Oval Office.
Two Articles of Impeachment, U. S. House of Representatives, December 19, 1998.
A signed letter from William Jefferson Clinton resigning the Office of the Presidency (empty frame).
Barrett Kalellis writes commentary The Detroit News op-ed pages, and is a commentator for Michigan Public Radio. He lives in Pinckney, Michigan. "
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Brian Lamb, a nixon stoolie, plays CREEP all over for the GOP and gives another smear man a voice on the national pdoium.