Top 10 Things the President Doesn't Need to Know (humor)

10. That the White House is under attack. 9. Exactly which country we're occupying. 8. Exactly which country we're gonna invade. 7. Where the money went. 6. What the hell Dred Scott is anyway. 5. Why so many Americans support Socialism Security. 4. Why folks is so down on pur Mezkins workin' for 'em. 3. The difference between Georgia, the state of Georgia, and Georgia State.  2. That Karl Rove is NOT rehearsing for a remake of Tootsie.  1. That his security detail are Cheney's men.

•  How about...

  How to pronounce nuclear.

  Fool me once... shame on...

  How to eat a pretzel.

  by The Termite on Fri May 13, 2005 at 03:25:29 PM PDT

  •  Top ten things

    Thanks LOL

    by kitchen sink think tank on Fri May 13, 2005 at 05:18:24 PM PDT

•  thanks

  I really enjoyed that.  He doesn't know so many thing so it is very helpful of you to narrow it down to the top 10.

  by OrangeClouds115 on Fri May 13, 2005 at 04:02:23 PM PDT

•  How about

  HOW TO RUN THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Or maybe how to masterbate a horse.

  by bliss149 on Fri May 13, 2005 at 04:06:12 PM PDT

  •  Top ten things

    Thanks LOL

    by kitchen sink think tank on Fri May 13, 2005 at 05:19:08 PM PDT