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Anti-abortion activist admits bestiality

by ignatz1138

Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:12:23 AM PDT

I really CAN'T believe this is true.  Newshounds is reporting that anti-abortion activist appeared on Fox radio's Alan Colmes show on May 6 and admitted to having, get this, sex with a mule.

The show was a while back, and the report was echoed in Salon's War Room on the 13th.

This may have been diaried before, but I didn't see it.

Some excerpts in the extended entry.

NH: "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Now I was born in Georgia, although not on a farm, but I don't recall ever hearing that hot man-on-mule action was a normal thing down there.  If it is, it seems like a much bigger story.

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

'nuff said?

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  •  Sorry if we've already done this to death (4.00 / 3)

    But I have to know if anyone knows if it's true!

    by ignatz1138 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:10:19 AM PDT

    •  I heard the audio, its true. (none / 1)

      I dont think he was joking at all.

      It's a neighborly day in this beautywood. Relentless!

      by ablington on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:14:47 AM PDT

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    •  Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh (none / 0)

      but you made my day, so I gotta give you a 4.

      "Let all the dreamers wake the nation." -- Carly Simon

      by Cream City on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:16:32 AM PDT

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    •  Who cares (none / 1)

      if an anti-abortion activist has sex with mules?  It is not even hypocritical for him to that.  Bestiality and abortion are not topics that have anything to do with one another.  I'm sure there are lots of antiabortion and proabortion activists that also engage in lots of other bizarre, obscene, and sometimes illegal activites too.  It probably has bearing on their personal lives but not on their activism on the abortion issue.

      by eastsidedemocrat on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:01:22 AM PDT

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      •  Doesn't matter (none / 1)

        It doesn't matter if they're related.  What does matter is that we can say "Anti-abortion activist, mule, sex" over and over.

        And it does matter, I think.  These people preach against abortion based on their idea that women who get abortions are sluts.  But this guy's such a slut, he f***ed a MULE!  Pot, kettle, black.

        by ignatz1138 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:11:22 AM PDT

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        •  It is a funny story, no doubt (none / 1)

          But I doubt that he thinks women are sluts, which I know is the predominant demonology among pro-choice activists about the motivations of pro-lifers.  This guy sounds like he may be an aberration from other antiabortion activists in at least one way, but it is likely that the reason he opposes abortion is that he thinks a fetus is a human being and you shouldn't kill it.

          by eastsidedemocrat on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:20:50 AM PDT

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          •  I wonder (none / 0)

            I've always thought that too, but there have been a couple diaries here with acocunts of actual conversations with pro-lifers who have supported individual decisions by their loved ones to have abortions.  

            In these cases, when cornered, they all come back to "Well MY daughter is a good girl."

            Admittedly we've got a tiny, tiny sample here.

            Anyway, it seems like a good thing if the moral majority types learn how depraved their representatives are.

            by ignatz1138 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:24:40 AM PDT

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          •  its likely (none / 1)

            that the guy is a pervert w/a perverted view of sex and things pregnancy should be a punishment for women who "sin"

            ...opps, sorry, i just didnt feel like sugar coating today

            those were good times, as far as we knew --colbert

            by AmericanHope on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:47:54 AM PDT

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      •  Also (none / 0)

        I find the story very, very funny.

        by ignatz1138 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:11:53 AM PDT

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  •  I think (none / 1)

    He was trying to be funny and took his joke a little too far. Although another Republican hypocrite certainly wouldn't shock me...

    "We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin

    by CaptUnderpants on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:12:39 AM PDT

    •  don't think so (none / 1)

      he was responding to charges others had made about his past wild life.  At first he tried to deny them, saying "people will say anything."  Then he came out with this.  He made these comments, I believe, because he knows there are people (or animals) out there with dirt.  Whether he really sodomized a mule I can't tell you.  But he definitely was copping to some unsavory acts.

      Bill Sali

      by sophiebrown on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:15:46 AM PDT

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  •  Not a joke (none / 0)

    Randi Rhodes played the interview on her Air America show numerous times a week or so ago. This guy wasn't joking and Alan sounded like this guy talking like that was pretty incredible.

    by Packer Fan on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:18:20 AM PDT

  •  omigod (none / 1)

    Now, I have attributed all kinds of motives to the gay-bashing crowd: power hunger, latent homosexuality, fear, opportunism, unhappiness, ignorance, etc.

    But it NEVER occurred to me that some of them were influenced by their own actions with animals...  I mean, if this guy can't control himself around a mule, maybe he actually believes other people are as feaky as he is...

    I just always assumed that this only happened in 'farmer's daughter' jokes.

    See, that's why I like DailyKos, I learn something new everyday...

    "You should always fight like you are one vote behind."

    by grasshopper on Mon May 16, 2005 at 10:43:04 AM PDT

  •  Oh man, does Rick Santorum know? (none / 0)

    Cuz that guy would blow another gasket in his noggin.

    Don't be so afraid of dying that you forget to live.

    by LionelEHutz on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:24:00 AM PDT

    •  The slippery slope (none / 0)

      It looks like Santorum might have been right about something for once...

      Think this guy would still be with the mule if Georgia allowed same-sex marriages?

      "Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!" -- Situationist graffito, 1968

      by Pesto on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:40:40 AM PDT

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  •  It all makes sense now- (none / 0)

    You don't have any need for abortion or birth control if you only fuck animals.

    by lilorphant on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:36:36 AM PDT

  •  If his mule needed one (none / 0)

    I think he'd be pro-abortion.

    --Is RINO a good thing?

    by anonymous coward 8 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 11:37:55 AM PDT

  •  Randi talking about it again right now (none / 0)

    Says the guy had another interview with Alan and now says that the mule consented to the sex so it is A OK. Of course this all happened before he found Jesus.

    by Packer Fan on Mon May 16, 2005 at 12:11:58 PM PDT

  •  haven't you heard? (none / 0)

    as long as you repent, you can do whatever you want. just make sure you get your timing right because you can't repent after you croak.

     if i'm wrong and there is a god/heaven/hell thing, we're going to have a heck of a bonfire with all these evil hypocritical bastard souls.

     but maybe karma would be more appropriate for this horsely scumbag. maybe next time the mule will be on top.

    Whatever we cannot easily understand we call God; this saves much wear and tear on the brain tissues. -Edward Abbey (-7.75 -5.79)

    by elkhunter on Mon May 16, 2005 at 12:12:08 PM PDT

  •  Randi Rhodes just played (none / 0)

    his encore performance.  He's more reluctant to admit to homosexuality than bestiality.  

    Listen all of y'all it's a Sabotage! - Beastie Boys

    by See you out there on Mon May 16, 2005 at 12:19:21 PM PDT

  •  HORSLEY? WITH A MULE? THE IRONY! (none / 0)

    Oh, my, I'm cracking up! It was his destiny to have sex with a mule. I was about to write that it's hypocritical of him to be against abortion when he has the species barrier helping him, but now that's in doubt!

    All right, enough horsing around.

    My teeth aren't white enough for DailyKos, so adios.

    by DrReason on Mon May 16, 2005 at 12:53:35 PM PDT

  •  Don't know about Georgia, but here in Pennsylvania (none / 0)

    I grew up in a dairy farming community, and though I wasn't a farmer, I spent most of my free time with my farmer friends on their farms. There was the occasional joke about sheep, but I can't recollect anyone doing anything with any barnyard animal. I did hear a story about a two non-farmer kids and a vacuum cleaner hose, but no animals.

    Those who cannot remember the past are condemed to repeat it. ~George Santayana

    by dabloom on Mon May 16, 2005 at 01:09:18 PM PDT

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