George, you were like the prom queen in 1999, and Al Gore the science nerd. You had the "Dream Team" - and you said all the right things. You turned out to be a gawd awful nasty bitch and put on 200 lbs. I hate you.
The ten reasons I now hate you below the bump.
- You said you were compassionate. You have since shown to be anything but. In fact i think you are the greatest narcissist since the word was invented. People die and you vacation. Soldiers come home in body bags and you avoid their funerals. Mothers of dead soldiers plead to you and you attack them.
- You said you were conservative - but you have maxed out our credit card - spending all our money on your rich friends - while we struggle for gas and healthcare.
- You said you were peaceful - but you have turned out to be a serial abuser. You said you weren't going to be galavanting all over the world attacking folks but that is exactly what you did. You didn't even get the guy who really hurt us.
- You are just downright nasty and mean. Whenever your family disagrees with you, you attack them viscously - their illegitimate babies, their gayness, their frenchness, their limpiness - and worse of all you get your frat buddies to do most of the nasty work for you.
- We had our doubts, but you said you could do the job. You can't. Your "Dream Team" is a nightmare of incompetence, cronies that kill.
- You say one thing and do another. You say you are going to clean our house, with blue skies and green forests - but you slash and burn. You say our finances are getting better - but i see the bills in red ink. You can't be trusted.
- You're a Jesus freak. You said you had spirituality like the rest of us, but you are freaky with Jesus - you can't be reasoned with, with logic and that is downright scary - over half your family doesn't know how to talk to you - or you to them.
- You said you would respect people. You don't. You attack and denigrate those that have served our family bravely.
- You never apologize or say you are wrong. It's hard to move forward together when you are so stubborn and pigheaded. Even when it is obvious to everyone you are wrong you just aren't a big enough man to admit it.
But all those failings pale into comparison with my biggest reason.
10. You are just the biggest liar i have ever know. I can't trust you to tell me the time of day, nor the color of the sky. Nothing you say is truthful. the lies drip from your mouth like spittle.
People have called me a Bush Hater - I used to disagree and say no-no it's just your policeis. Well frankly I have to agree with them now. I do hate you. More than I have ever hated anyone in my entire life.