Calfifornia Gays should support Rep. David Dreier!
Fri Aug 05, 2005 at 05:21:15 PM PDT
Perhaps you'll forgive my suggesting this, me being a straight man, but I only seek to be helpful with my modest proposal.
He loves America like a real man!
Last year, the Republicans made big inroads by attacking the gays in America. Yet, here we have such a fine example of a great gay American in Representative David Dreier (R-San Dimas CA). Rather than opposing him, in a kneejerk anti-Republican reaction, California gays should show solidarity with this brave man, their Republican brother. Yes, it is true, he is in the closet now, but he need not stay that way if gays of all persuasions were to support him in his choice of sexual preference.
Just as the Democrats have great men like Barney Frank representing them in Congress, the Republicans have many fine gay men like Dreier who should not have to skulk and lurch from bathhouse to bathhouse, but stand up proudly and erect as the true gay patriots they are.
Now, this may sound disingenuous, coming from a Democrat, and a straight one at that, but I too used to be a Republican at one time. And, although I am not gay, I think that shemale porn is kinda hot. (Of course, that does not make me gay, because really, they look just like chicks.)
What I am suggesting is that California's gays need to start a new Political Action Committee to support Rep. David Dreier in the coming 2006 election. There should be proud gay men at every Dreier appearance, displaying their open support for this man. Because it is only by allowing the gay men like Dreier to stand up and be shining examples of the diversity of the Republican Party that we can remove the stigma of homosexuality that the straight Republicans -- whoever they are, we are not sure -- placed upon them in 2004.
As I said, I am not qualified to take up this burden, but I am throwing it out there as a honest, helpful suggestion for any politically active California gays that need a cause.
They should show up at rallies with festive banners and signs and open expressions of their love for each other and for David Dreier. Dress with pride and show America who you are, whether that be in a three piece suit or a pair of chartreuse chaps. You are who you are and David is who he is, and you should all love each other. I can't wait to see a man with a big Boltonesque moustache kiss Dreier in a nationwide 527 campaign ad. Gays will flock to Dreier out of love and acceptance. And maybe, just maybe, the Republican Party will change, for the better, if these things come to pass.
Please, do not take this post as a cynical attempt to suggest some kind of "Gays for McGovern" dirty-trick defamation like Nixon pulled in 1972. So, please, no humorous snarks. We need constructive suggestions. This could really happen. We could get gay spokespeople on the Sunday talk shows fighting for Dreier's right to be who he really is. No more closet for the best of the Republican Party!
A natural question that may arise is, why support a gay man, who just happens to be Republican, who has fought against civil rights for gays? Well, I say baby steps are baby steps. The people of San Dimas probably wouldn't appreciate it if Dreier tried to jam his gayness down their throats. No, spreading the homosexual agenda will take a lighter touch.
I'm praying for you gay guys. Be proud! Support David Dreier, America's foremost gay Republican, a vanguard of change in the Republican Party.
Repeat: NO SARCASM ALLOWED. I'm serious! Don't mock this attempt at spreading tolerance!
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