Every day alarming reports are published in the press, startling political predictions are made on cable tv, and public opinion polls released indicating an electorate angry and disgusted with the Republicans; widely dissatisfied with the direction of the country; up in arms about the erosion of civil liberties; demanding an end to the War in Iraq; complaining vociferously about rising gasoline prices; ashamed of this country's
declining image around the world; and confused about reports like
this. Some even pine for the good old days of the Clinton Administration.
How would we know a political tsunami is coming that would forever alter the state of affairs in this country? What are the ominous signs? What must occur before political sanity is restored?
Read on...
Here are a few tell-tale signs that change is coming.
Top 10 Signs That Political Apocalypse is Coming
10. Opus Dei wholeheartedly endorses 'The Da Vinci Code.'
9. Karl Rove is indicted, convicted, falls in love with a guy named 'Scooter' in prison, comes out for gay marriage.
8. Rick Santorum loses his PA Senate seat to Bob Casey, Jr. and becomes Chief Editor of the Washington Blade.
7. 'Mullah' James Dobson relocates to Iran and is hailed as the Second Coming of the Ayatollah Khomeini.
6. Rush Limbaugh gives up excellence in broadcasting and joins the cast of a new CBS television series called 'Miami Vice - The Sequel.'
5. Dick Cheney testifies against oil companies and is hailed as a hero by environmentalist groups.
4. Hillary Clinton loses to Al Gore in the 2008 Democratic Primaries, resigns her NY Senate seat, and becomes a nun.
3. Jerry Falwell endorses John McCain for the 2008 Republican nomination. McCain loses to Rudy Giuliani who, in turn, is exposed as a member of a polygamist cult. Republicans panic and choose born-again Jane Fonda as their 2008 Nominee.
2. Justice Antonin Scalia resigns his seat on the US Supreme Court and replaces James Gandolfini on 'The Sopranos.'
1. Inspired by President Al Gore's effusive praise for George W. Bush's exemplary service to this country, the Democratic-controlled Congress passes a law in early 2009 to put Bush on Mount Rushmore.
Unlikely, you say? Not gonna happen. Go ahead and have your say. Compile your own list.
And remember to take the poll.