Tick-tock-tick-tock, folks. The clock is winding down on the benefit YearlyKos MEGA AUCTION. You only have a few hours left to ace every other bidder out of contention for much-coveted Keith Olbermann tattoos and the "Change is Good" thong.
I know you E-Bay professional shoppers. You like to wait til the very last minute. You like the pace, the frenzy of the mad internet marketplace. You especially like competitions that don't require you to leave your computer.
But what about the children?!
That's right. Every child you know is waiting for a gift. Make them happy and rack up double the karma. Bid on the custom-made poker table and set your children on the path to a life as a professional poker player! Added bonus: if you teach them well, they'll be able to pay for college themselves...
DVD players, great jewelry, Dukakis campaign cigarettes, even Grateful Dead memorabilia - who could ask for anything more?
It's easy to do, but you've got to do it today. Think of it as your Sunday service. Once again, a chance for double the karma: you buy yourself somethin' nice and you're giving to a great cause at the same time!
Click on over to YearlyKos MEGA AUCTION to check out the goods while they last. Fire up that credit card on Paypal (but don't be surprised when the bill shows "Independent Arts & Media," our fiscal sponsor, as who you're paying) and be part of progressive change.
It's even tax-deductible. What more could you want?
We want you at YearlyKos, but if you can't be there in body, bidding on the auction will put you right there in spirit.
What are you waiting for? Do it for the childrennnnnnn!