- I will (endeavor to) never post a diary about something I read on the Drudge Report.
- I will (endeavor to) limit my use of first person singular to one per sentence, two in an emergency.
- I will (endeavor to) leave the writing of meta diaries to members whose dKos experience is greater than three years or less than one.
- The above resolution doesn't (endeavor to) include this diary.
- I will endeavor to use first person plural more often (we, ours, us).
- I will endeavor to read diary and comment headlines first, text next, user names third and such distractions as ratings and recommendations last.
- I will endeavor to doubt everything.
- I will endeavor to appreciate: that dKos is a huge, diverse community that includes contrarians, nuts, meanspirited trolls, CIA employees and people better off dead or in Arizona where they can't hurt anyone; that the animus they transmit instigates and aggravates their own discomforts and diseases; that my energies are best spent helping to move this community forward to make the world better; that such effort numbers me among some of the wisest, most intelligent and most righteous people alive today; and that this is a beautiful thing to be thankful for, flaws and all.
- I will endeavor to make it up to Arizona for slighting them in any previous resolutions.
- I will endeavor to eschew all absolutes and to value empirical evidence over biases, assumptions, and my predilection for tin-foil hattery, however, nothing the neoCons will ever say can absolve them of their vile, evil depredations; future generations will point to them with the disgust they deserve.
- I'll endeavor to make my diaries the best they can be, even if it means 11 resolutions when 10 did fine.
Please add your own. Happy 2006. This is the year we save our nation.