Uh, let's see, um, we are, uh, creating friends, uh, yeah, that's it. We were gonna send Armstrong Williams, but then we thought, no! Let's get some actual Iraqi's, they're probably way cheaper, and, uh, they speak Arabic. Right?
Can you imagine the sweat that must be breaking out on the poor Iraqi schnooks who actually took U.S. money to, uh, educate their fellow Iraqis on the benevolence of the Infidel? Something tells me there are about to be some more headless bodies showing up in the cradle of civilization any day now!
The dude who vetted the stuff for the Lincoln Group in Iraq is an American Enterprise Institute alum named Rubin. That should go over real well. They hired a Jewish guy to give their Iraqi propaganda the once-over.
Hey, Jon Stewart: vacation's over!