Ever since I was first labelled a troll by the politically perfect people or was threatened by the diary police for using my daily allotment just as I saw fit, I've been waiting for today. IT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! What a great day!
TODAY, THE MOMENT I PRESS "POST", I WILL HAVE BROKEN A FEDERAL LAW!
Yup, by anonymously posting this extremely annoying message, an annoying message with no redeeming content, I'm a felon. Not yet a convict, but there is going to be a Gitmo for goofballs like me, no doubt.
Oh, and by the way, if this isn't annoying enough for you, then go F* yourself until it is.